The Boy Who Could But Didn't Have Time
Chavs are getting smarter.

Chavs are getting smarter.

Borglary is irrelevant; this entrance is futile.

Borglary is irrelevant; this entrance is futile.

Regeneration #2: Comedian: Next gig: The Tournament on the 25th January 2010. http://bit.ly/4zSLeI

A few years ago I had a dream. I was in a nightclub. It was crowded, dimly lit – the usual sort of thing – a choking atmosphere of sweat, cigarette smoke and heavy bass that makes your chest ache…

Stuffing my face with a lavish buffet put on by this conference: http://bit.ly/5N4jo7. Irony, surely.

Snow Dalek!

Snow Dalek!

Thatcher has died http://bit.ly/3t8OUl

Writer’s block cat

Writer’s block cat