September 2010
172 posts
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RT @RobertCommiskey: #badscriptidea 1-legged Arab girl turns drug mule 2 raise funds 4 dance contest while finding love & avoiding her d …
RT @chris_hollis: Angry Birds Update: Abbey, Coleen and Cheryl still pissed off.
Think I’ll be skipping dessert today http://twitpic.com/2tau28
#BlokeWednesday? Is this like Man Friday or Gayle Tuesday? And is he hot?
RT @BrentSpiner: RT @wilw: We premiered 23 years ago today, guys. Can you believe it? —I’m sorry, young man, I don’t remember you.
I always prefer others to feel relaxed around me but farting unashamedly next to me at the urinal is a smidge beyond the pale.
RT @murraygold: Always remember, cat lovers, if your pet wasn’t small, it would pull your head off and suck out the tasty parts.
I has 666 unread emails in my inbox. I is the Gmail Antichrist.
1,500 fatuous observations later, each one a wasted moment better spent doing something meaningful and still going. You lucky lucky people.
RT @mrchrisaddison: Kim Jong-Il’s been unanimously re-elected. Bit of an upset, that. My money was on his brother, David Jong-Il
There’s a woman wandering round the fourth floor in a dressing gown. Either we’ve actors in for assessments or the recession’s hitting hard.
My twitrank is a lot of poorly formatted text. Spot on.
“Unexpected item in bagging area.” “It’s a bag. How can you not expect a bag in a bagging area? You’d be bewildered by the outside world.”
My Twitter Rank is “Overseer”. What’s your Rank? http://twit-rank.com #TwitRank
BBC News - Surgeons use cold to suspend life http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11389464
I had meatballs for lunch. If you want to know any other interesting facts about my above-average existence just ask. K? Thnx.
BBC News - Bournemouth Barclays bank bricked up in loans protest http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-11417204
Monday morning hatred of all living things.
Why is transport in one of the largest cities so reliably unreliable in it’s utter overpriced shiteness that Antarctica puts it to shame?
Playing Rossini’s The Thieving Magpie overture very loud on iPod in sort of middle class passive aggressive statement of irony against LUL.
RT @Freudenschade: Rowan Williams says he has “no problem with gay bishops, on condition that they vow to be celibate”. So effectively h …
Jonathan King’s mug: http://twitpic.com/2rva5r
The original no less if you please, thank you http://twitpic.com/2rt6ip
Have reached the age where I listen to Radio 4 on a Saturday night wearing glasses, nodding sagely #fb
#Saturday #morning #lie-in http://twitpic.com/2rrum9
#ff @RaquelRedd (diva) @Bennyboy31 (doctor) @Allan_Taylor (performer) @catastrophio (lawyer) @jayneferst (writer) @johncrayment (actor)
Sure! I’d love to follow you and be ignored again in your latest tacit plea for self-validation. Facebook and real life just aren’t enough.
RT @mrlukerobinson: What did Jesus drive?A Honda, but he did not talk about it: “For I did not speak of my own Accord” (John 12:49-50).
And here we go and watch my hand and one two three #pogo
RT @themanwhofell: I’m trying to raise awareness about the plight of an Englishman named Chris Moyles. http://twitpic.com/2r4wzp
RT @ianvisits: ONS study says just 1% of population is gay - makes me wonder how 1% can be deemed a threat to the “institution of marriage”.
RT @NHSChoices: Norms on the ‘concrete overcoat’ that is his depression after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s - http://at.nhs.uk/9Bjc04
Just been invited to a school reunion. The only thing I could think of less tempting involves Jim Davidson, a jar of Vaseline and a marrow.
Very odd dream last night that I was sharing a flat with Michael McIntyre.
No, it’s fine, just leave your rubbish on the floor, miss. It’s somebody else’s problem to clean it up isn’t it? http://twitpic.com/2qxxw8
RT @ianvisits: Informed that the ACAS talks between unions and London Underground broke up at 4pm yesterday. Strike still on for 3-4th O …
It seems I am a pupil of the mushroom school of management.
More bored than King Bored of Boredomshire.
Sittin’ right here, dude #PassiveAggressiveFacebookReply
RT @catastrophio: Making toast. I wish I didn’t say, “Hi!” when it pops up. Duh.
RT @VivGroskop: Breastfeeding on #southwesttrains in rush hour. Great way to keep the seat next to you free. #bewaretheleper
RT @sshrpe: I’m losing faith in Dawkins, and his jeering mob of ‘atheists’. http://sshrpe.me.uk/5s
RT @bengoldacre: @Glinner if antipope protests consist only of atheists, thats because christians failed to speak out about these proble …
RT @bengoldacre: science tarot cards http://post.ly/ <—— WANT.
Writing job application. Halfway through and I’ve discovered penicillin, put a man in space and lent Britney the crayons for her last album.
BBC News - Hampshire police release ‘lettuce’ e-fit of suspect http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11380834
RT @PeterTatchell: Lib Dems have followed the Green Party in voting today for same-sex civil marriage and straight civil partnerships. F …
Aren’t Dyson vacuum cleaners marvellous?! #WorryingThirtySomethingThoughts
“What is love?” is Jeeves’ 7th most unanswerable question. Isn’t the answer “baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me no more”? http://bbc.in/2g66d